Firstly,
Wednesday night @ 10:00pm
Matt Chapman (of homestarrunner.com) will be the guest monologist for The Doug Dank Project @ PushPush Theater. Matt will bravely deliver monologues that will then be used to create complicated tightly-woven* improvised scenes performed by highly trained improvisational professionals. (*guaranteed)
Get directions and/or tickets from PushPush Theater.

Nextly,
Thursday night @ 9:00pm
Pleaseeasaur performs at the Drunken Unicorn! Scheduled to open for P-saur is none other than The Attractive Eighties Women. This is a show that will surely go down in history as having actually happened! P-saur and AEW go together like guns and bullets, or rats and vampires.

If you missed P-saur the last time they came through town then you've probably not been warned about how Totally Cool Cobras can be despite the fact that it takes them several days to die sometimes!

Lastly,
The New Nintendo Wii comes out Sunday!
My birthday was at the beginning of this month. I have forsaken all gifts in order to roll-over my birthday into the purchase of a new Nintendo Wii. Here's hoping I can grab one on sunday! Nintendo has been reporting that they've exceeded their expectations in the number of Wii units they've manufactured, this means that hopefully I won't have to step on your face come sunday morning to get one. But be warned, I will step on your face if I need to, and I love you guys! THAT'S how important the Wii is!

Just imagine, by this time next week we could all be playing Nintendo together.
I'll be all like, "Would you like to take a turn with the Nintendo Wiimote? Also, how is your face healing? Sorry about that."