Out of the Woodwork.

They come a crawlin' out like bugs. If I were Bear Grylls I'd eat them alive, then I would go "catch" a "wild" horse.

Fans of the Discovery Channel show Man VS. Wild have taken exception with our assessment of their beloved program. We think the show cheats... We think this because they've been discovered cheating... simple yes?

Well no.

About once a week we get a new comment on either of our two posts concerning the controversy telling us to "Shut up," or "Go to hell" because we don't realize how awesome Bear Grylls is. Here are a few choice comments:

TJ says:
"Blah, blah, blah, in case none of you have noticed, this show, Man vs. Wild, is about teaching people how to survive in the wild, not about who's wearing a life vest or who knows how to drink pee properly. Jeeze, get over it already."

If you try to read this comment too closely it's 4th dimensional logic will begin to fold in on itself creating a soul sucking vortex of stupidity. Keep your distance. Then there's this one:

Some Anonymous Guy says:
"I think that all you haters of bear grylls should shut up, because he as more Balls than any of you could even imagine!

I'm curious as to how many balls this guy can truthfully imagine on Bear. 20? A Million?

I've tried to say it before, but it's worth repeating. We think Bear Grylls is a total bad-ass, which is what makes the cheating so disappointing. Now it looks like there is a new season of Man VS. Wild with new adventures for everybody to go ga-ga over. And actually this time around it sounds like they've heard our complaints. The show is being more truthful about Grylls adventures. They seem to be stressing the educational over the entertainment value.