I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!

Now you too can posses The Only Map of the Holes.

This replica of the time/space rift map from the classic film Time Bandits has been lovingly restored. You can order your very own for $90 and be the first to rob Robin Hood, or be a surrogate son for Agamemnon. Just don't piss off The Supreme Being.

Also, don't touch that... "IT'S EEEEEEVIL"

(via boingboing)